Hilary and Joel Dunzo??

19 year old pop icon Hilary Duff and boyfriend, 27 year old, Joel Madden, frontman of Good Charlotte have apparently "split", according to on lookers at Chicago's hot spot Enclave Night Club on Nov. 22, where he announced he was single. (announced?). Says he was dumped 10 days earlier... they also said he was mingling and taking pictures with ladies and that he didn't leave till close...

Not but a few days later he was in news again...

Joel Madden and Nicole Ritchie are reportedly fooling around (yes, nicole ritchie. no, im not kidding.) They were seen leaving a night club together...

so joel went from this...



to uh.. this (taken about a week ago after being arrested):



wow joel... wayy to rebound. i mean no offense but hilary...nicole not hard to balance out... actually YES OFFENSE your an idiot dude! Hilary is like effin gorgeous and nicole is effin UGLY. joel, joel, joel..........

so what's hilary saying about this??

not at much surprise, Hilary who is 8 years younger is being more mature about the situation then Joel ever will be... heres what she has to say so far:

"In her first interview since Madden publicly announced three weeks ago that their two-year relationship was over, the singer-actor sad she was focusing on her career and family. "I am doing good," she said. "I am just working really hard and I'm excited about going back to LA to spend some time with my family for Christmas." Duff, who has spent the past two months in Bulgaria shooting her new film, would not comment further." (oh-hilary.com)

yeah well hilary were on your side here! :)

Paris and Britney.... new tie??

Paris and Britney were spotted entering Teddy's. Paris was looking rather ravishing while Britney was a bit... "distorted". With a leapard patterned dress which you can obviously tell Paris chose for her (paris- "now britney we don't need to leave the house you lookin a hot mess... get some of my old dresses! oh wait you can't fit them... heres my credit card since you have no money thanks to your white trash ex husband kevin... enjoy... just make sure you look good.. KTHANKS!")

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Someone Rain on Paris' Parade?

As most probably DON'T remember like me at first Nick Carter and Paris Hilton had a little love affair a month, year, decade ago... who really remembers? who really cares...?

Point is Nick figured that since "others" were telling him Paris was sleeping around to make him jealous... AFTER THIS FRIGGIN LONG... he decided to get revenge by "sleeping with Ashlee Simpson."

Nick says Paris fount out when she and Ashlee discussed it after Paris had came back from Australia.

Also Nick is now claiming that his "best sex" has been with "normal girls". normal?... heyy buddy watch it!

He says the best sex he's ever had (why the hell do we care?) was with his first time, Debbie LeFave, who was in recent news for being arrested under charges of sleeping with her 13 year old student. way to pick em nick.

Speaking of "their great" sex he responds, "Maybe that's just because it was my first. Actually a lot of the girls I've just had the best sex with or best anything with have been just normal girls."

Then you raise the eye brow and wonder... hmm what about Paris? Why did they break up... i mean if he's talkin bout sex this much he must love it and everyone knows thats one thing Paris is not short of... S-E-X.

He reveals, "In the very beginning, you know, she was literally cleaning my carpet in my apartment trying to act all domesticated. And then, before you know it, a month or two goes by and it's back to the old nose up in the air and who are you?"

Well Nick i'm sure all of America is grieving over your alls relationship just as much as Diana Krall and Elvis Costello's break up...

"who?"

exactly....

BRITNEY SPEARS FILES DIVORCE!!

Britney Spears, soon to be 25 next month, filed divorce to former husband, Kevin Federline, 28. Incase you weren't up to date with this couple, kfed (as he's called) is basically a MOOCHER!

Kevin is now referred to as "America's Most Hated Man", dramatic? Maybe so... but as he said the reason people feel this way is because he took "america's queen away".

SNL did a scene on this divorce signing with Britney Spears and a lawyer, making her look like an obvious idiot though a source linked to the prenup negotiations told the Mail, "Everyone thinks that Britney is this hick from Louisiana but, in reality, she is an extraordinarily astute businesswoman who has built her self into a global brand,"

Okay... so wasn't i just a few months ago blogging about how this "extraordinarily astute businesswomen" not only walked into a PUBLIC gas station restroom barefooted but ALSO did the same in a wal-mart parking lot in hawaii and had to be hospitalized to remove a needle in her foot discarted from a drug user?

hick... nooo not britney... she walks around barefoot because she can't afford shoes... DUHHH u guys!

Fount something pretty interesting... no need for my sarcasm today guys i have it all in a video!

Colin Farrell and ex- girlfriend Nicole Narain, will recieve a GBP 1.8 Million Dollars for there sex tapes taped during a brief romance in 2003. that is if the tapes are released!

Anastasia dating bodyguard>>

Wayne Newton whom is 6 years her senior was said to not only be dating her in the beginning but had a fiancee, Lorraine Elston, and two of his own children back home in Kent. wow looks like a promising future to me! :)

Brangelina not up for wedding!

Though we thought Brad and Angelina had plans to set tabloids off track by marrying this weekend in George Clooney's estate in Lake Como, LCC (Lake Como Correspondent), says, "All of the hotels around Lake Como still have plenty of rooms available, and no famous guests have checked in. Fences have gone up around Clooney’s estate but probably due to renovations that are being done. The place is muddy and messy and doesn’t look like it’s about to host a wedding (no caterers, etc.) Usually, when he’s due into town, there are staff getting the mansion ready, changing flowers, gardening, and opening shutters, but this has not happened."

Looks like we thought wrong!! or maybe they'll marry elsewhere? no body knows... dun dun dun!!

GOOGLE STALKS!!

Google as many of us use on a daily basis as a search engine may also be being used by papparazi for celebrity location. And apparently has been since stalkers have been around! Google is taking it up to the next level so that now not only the media but "readers" as well may pin point a celebrities exact spot anytime anywhere!

Do people not have anything else better to do?

Britney has been eating the press up!! from having a baby to absolutely CuRiOuS fragrances she's added another to the list of things that make her papparazi's most wanted celeb!!

After getting a hypodermic needle stuck in her foot while walking through a parking lot (probably bare foot surprisingly she wasnt barefoot in a gas station bathroom, no she's upgraded to parking lots ya go brit!). They rushed britney to Hawaii State Hospital (where she was at) and a British Daily Star Newspaper reported that, "Britney is going to be fine. She's got a nasty cut but it's been disinfected and dressed and she's been released from hospital ... "It was more the shock of seeing the needle poking out of her foot - as you can imagine. All sorts of things race through your mind in that situation. The conclusion we would all jump to is that it was discarded by a drug user ... "Britney was distraught but brave."

Aww the poor girl thinks she can sing!

TMZ has video of Paris dancing like crazy with Three 6 Mafia inside of club Privilege, and let's just say, we hope she's not auditioning for 'Dancing With the Stars' anytime soon. After leaving Privilege she rocks out to her own music from inside her Bentley, and then follows the Oscar winners to an after party.

Paris honey stick to the sex tapes and blonde comments- they suit you better!!

HILARY DUFF BLOGS!

though this is old news just to spread the popularity of it... Hilary Duff has her own celebrity blog on AOL's Red Blogs.

red.blogs.aol.com/hilarysblog/Hilary's+Blog/

Nick Lachey and Kristin Cavallari were spotted over the weekend having a drink together at Stanley's restaurant in Sherman Oaks, California. A friend of Kristin says, "Eventually it might turn into something more serious. But right now it's not. They're at that stage when they're getting to know each other."

That seemed to be what they were doing over drinks. "They were talking to each other. They weren't being overly touchy-feely; he was playing it pretty cool," says a patron standing nearby. "But she was definitely flirting. She was laughing and flipping her hair back. They seemed to be enjoying the conversation."

A buddy of Lachey's admits that Cavallari, who starred in Laguna Beach, "actually is his type: blonde, a little ditzy, a sweet girl. It makes sense, but I just can't imagine he would follow through with it."


She's an asshole! Who would do that? and damn thats creepy that she would go out with a 32 yr old man! CAN U SAY SLUT!!! but she's still my favorite laguna beachy!!

KANYE WEST IS MAKING A MOVIE!

Kanye West is now involved in a new film inspired by his music. The movie, in which he will appear, will be composed of several short stories, each written and directed separately. These shorts will be linked by a central narrative, ultimately creating a "multi perspective portrait of the United States as seen through the eyes of West and several film-makers".

I think it could be good?? i mean kanye may be only a plan rapper w/ no other known talents except to sing about golddiggers but we may find other wise...? i know i love kanye's music! i guess we'll just have to wait it out and see!

Kimberly Stewart showed off her pretty **cough** old **cough** thong! somehow im not surprised????

Hugh Grant kicks photographer's butt
Hugh Grant allegedly kicked a photographer in the butt after he refused to stop taking his picture. The heartthrob actor is also said to have hit the shutterbug with a folder and swore at him during the incident in New York's Central Park on Tuesday (21.02.06).

The British star had been walking by himself when the paparazzo appeared and started taking photographs. Hugh pulled out his mobile phone and took a picture of the snapper, saying: "How do you like it, mate?" Former New York Daily News spokesman Ken Frydman - who witnessed the incident - said the photographer kept taking photos.

The furious actor then called him a "p***y" and bashed him with a manila folder. Frydman said: "The photographer kept smirking at him. He said, 'I don't know what you're so mad about'. " Hugh is then said to have shouted: "You're invading my privacy. This is your last warning, you c**t." Frydman added: "The photographer kept taunting him. That's when Grant kicked him in the butt. Not hard - he was just trying to shove him away." The man, who has not been identified, kept taking pictures as Hugh stormed off.

oh yea hugh you show him who's boss! lol

Eminem hires personal trainer
Eminem has hired a personal trainer - because he is worried he is getting fat. The rapper was reportedly shocked by his podgy appearance at the recent Grammy awards and has now decided to hit the gym in a bid to lose weight. He allegedly told a friend: "I can't believe how I looked - it was nothing like me."

Eminem, who last month re-married childhood sweetheart Kim Mathers, is paying a fitness guru £10,000 a month to work him into a sweat. It is rumoured the hip-hop star has hired the same personal trainer Janet Jackson is using to help her lose weight.

According to reports, Janet has been ordered to slim down by her record The beautiful singer, whose weight has ballooned in the last six months, is said to have been told by her label, Virgin Records, to shift the pounds by September or they won't release her new album. A source said: "The album is supposed to be pretty good, but Virgin feels it can't market it without Janet being back in fighting form, so they have hired a personal trainer for her and put her on a diet. She has to lose at least 20 pounds."


yea because their both just soooo fat! whatever...

Killer wants to eat Robbie Williams for lunch
A killer cannibal wants to eat Robbie Williams. Armin Meiwes - who murdered and ate a man he met over the internet - says he would like to have the pop heartthrob for dinner because he only eats "beautiful people". But the 'Rock DJ' singer is not the only star on the German cannibal's menu. He would also like to get a taste of Oasis singer Liam Gallagher, Barry Manilow and British actor Hugh Grant.

He said: "I want to eat people who are beautiful." Meiwes revealed his bizarre fantasies at his retrial in Frankfurt for killing and eating Bernd Brandes - a willing victim who agreed to have his penis chopped off by Meiwes before they both tried to eat it.

He was jailed for eight-and-a-half years for manslaughter in 2004, but prosecutors want Meiwes jailed for life for murder. After slicing off Brandes' appendage, he then knifed him to death and cut his body up - storing the parts in his freezer and grilling and eating them for almost a year. Police finally became suspicious when a web user tipped them off after seeing an online ad for victims happy to be his next meal.

if i were those guys i would be gettin the hell away from that guy!

Brad Pitt & Jennifer drop house price by $3 million
Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston have slashed $3 million off the asking price of their former Beverly Hills love nest. The pair have decided to let the plush five-bedroom mansion go for $24.95 million instead of the original $28 million, according to a report in the Wall Street Journal.

The newspaper says the former golden couple will share the money from the sale of the house, which they bought together in 2001.

Earlier this week, hunky Brad denied reports he has agreed a multi-million pound divorce deal with Jennifer. It had been claimed the former 'Friends' beauty would keep the couple's home while Brad would take over the majority of their film company, Plan B Productions, which is behind 12 hit films including 'Charlie And The Chocolate Factory'.

But the actor's spokeswoman, Cindy Guagenti, has now refuted the reports, saying: "It's not true. This story is a fabrication based on an old rumour." The Los Angeles court that is handling the divorce confirmed no papers have been filed by either star.


--YEA MAYBE I CAN AFFORD IT NOW!!! -not!

Michael Jackson was ordered to shut down his Neverland Valley Ranch on Thursday by California authorities. The ranch was closed by an agent of the State Labor Commissioner after the office discovered that his worker's compensation policy had lapsed in January. Local animal welfare officials have been asked to care for the inhabitants of Neverland's zoo. The order prohibits Jackson from employing anyone at the 2,800-acre ranch until the insurance issues are resolved.

More bad news for Michael. No Neverland, no sex children. And thus the garden of hairless delights is gone. But maybe he'll recover. Maybe he'll start a new place. More honestly named. Like MolesterLand. As in "what happens in MolesterLand, better damn well stay in MolesterLand."
-the superficial-

In a recent poll in Stuff magazine, readers said they'd rather spend the night with Saddam Hussein than with Tom Cruise. They asked their readers who they'd least like to share a camping tent with and Tom Cruise won with 41%. Saddam Hussein came in second with 39%, Pat O’Brien with 15%, and Kathy Griffin last at 5%.


uhhh... right! only in america would we rather sleep with a dictator then a young handsome celebrity...

Oh, those silly MySpacers. This is supposed to be Vanilla Ice arm wrestling Ryan Cabrera, but I've never seen arm wrestling where one guy grabs the other by the thumb and the other guy doesn't even have his elbow on the table. It's like they've invented an entirely new form of advanced arm wrestling suitable only for the greatest white musician on the planet and Ryan Cabrera. There's also an Ashlee Simpson pic in there and one of Hulk Hogan showing off his monster arms. And by 'monster' I mean 'not quite as muscular as mine.'

ReganMedia has signed Osama bin Laden’s niece, Wafah Dufour, for a reality-TV show based on Dufour’s life as a singer. Company head Judith Regan—who made her name in book-publishing with memoirs from Drew Barrymore, Howard Stern, Rush Limbaugh and other big names—has previously been involved with the shows Growing Up Gotti and Jenna Jameson’s Confessions. Last year, she moved most of her operation, a division of News Corp.’s HarperCollins, to Los Angeles from New York to focus more on film and TV projects.

The daughter of Osama bin Laden’s half-brother Yeslam Bin Ladin, Dufour’s given name is Wafah Bin Ladin—a spelling preferred by her branch of the family.


AND AMERICAN TELEVISION HAS DONE IT ONCE AGAIN! a man kills thousands of innocent americans and we give his niece a reality show? figures... no wonder we have so many fucking terrorist attacks they all want their 15 minutes of fame!

"Lindsay Lohan's mother Dina admits she has been left in tears by her daughter's smoking.
The worried mother says she has tried to get the asthmatic 'Mean Girls' actress to quit because she is terrified the deadly habit could kill her one day.."

omg can u say GIVE ME PUBLICITY!!! any louder?

Paris Hilton Cotastrophie!!

Paris Hilton is suffering from the horrific condition of the BROKEN TOE! the world will now end in 5...4...3..2...1..bam! come on people! if your currently freaking out over this then listen to me... first paris said her only complaint is that she can't wear her Jimmy Choo Heels... second i'd like you to go get your classifieds and get a frickin job! cuz you must be bored as hell to spend ur time worrying over paris' broken toe!

once again another way to make paris look like a total dumbass...

A source close to the scary situation tells us that a young man who has been stalking Hilary Duff was arrested in Los Angeles on Friday.

In his teens, the apprehended stalker, whom we can't name for legal reasons, drove all the way out from Michigan to Los Angeles recently on a quest "to be closer to Duff."

Police finally detained the stalker on Friday, near Sepulveda and Santa Monica, where he had been following a car from the Melrose boutiques that he thought was carrying Hilary, says our source.

Having a stalker is not hot; we know that very well!

Source:http://www.perezhilton.com/